The Quotebook

Things that people say that make me think or laugh:

  • “We should just have a sign as you enter Rochester that says “Welcome to the 49th Parallel: Shit Weather Land.”” -Alex Charron
  • “ONLY the Boston Red Sox can blow a 9-1 lead going into the 7th inning, well except the Rochester Red Wings. They can blow a 14-0 lead going into the top of the 9th.” -Taylor Ness
  • “I’m a bitch.” “Yes we are.” -Jena and Taylor
  • “SPEED THIS THING UP. It is dragon. DRAGON.” -Mark Northrup, referencing the need to shave 35 minutes off of Act I.
  • “What do you want?” “WORLD PEACE and I want it NOW! I for every hour there isn’t world peace, I will kill another hostage.” -Me, I guess
  • “I will lick his hand affectionately until he stops” -Tyler Shelly
  • “I walked in there and the first thing I said was Holy Fucking Speaker Array.” -Jena Overbeck
  • “It’s something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.” Karen Gillan as Amy Pond Referring to the TARDIS. It just happened to be at a wedding.
  • Someone who makes a really nice chair doesn’t owe money to everyone else who’s ever made a chair before.
  • Where’s your jet pack, Zuckerberg? -Someone from SN:
  • Happy Holidays is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas, love Terry and Jack. -Jack’s Christmas card from 30 Rock.
  • “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges that you asked for in the first place.” -Bill McNeal
  • ‘No, it makes perfect sense to me. You want me to propose to you, I propose to you. You say no, I say fine, I never want to see you again. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose again, I do, you turn me down. Next thing I know, I’m in a court of law where I’ve gotta propose to you or I go to jail. It’s the classic American love story.” -Sam Malone

The Ceremonial Brynna Bloomfield Quotebook:

“You can’t write that well on acid, not that I would know.”

“She knows about BOMBS and laundry, the perfect Mom.”

“Just pay me money, it is way better than an apology.”

“Draw whatever the FUCK you want.”

“I don’t need rubber cement, I lived through the 80s”

“There’s something so wrong with nudists on bicycles.”

“You wanna make anything look disgusting, put it in a White Castle.”

“If it’s someone else’s black canvas and it’s been done before… I’ll throw an egg @ it.”

“Why didn’t we just drop a bunch of shoes on Iraq?”

“I’m a professional Jew.”

I hope Sarah Palin gets pregnant with quintuplets.”

“Can I give you a lecture on cheating?”

“She is a shameless slut.” (Her niece)

“Oh the old days when a nickel of pot only cost a nickel.”

“It would be nice if they ended up homeless on a corner.” (Debate Kids)

“Yes, I had a mowhawk.”

“I have inseminated turkeys, and you’re impressed by this?”

Credit:

Quotes: Brynna Bloomfield

Idea: Taylor Ness

Written By: Erin Potter

Drawn By: Lindsay Coda

First Written By: John Van…something or other

Thanks for everything!